The Daily Mauling: 5/22/26

VAN, TURKIYE - MAY 19: Seagulls feed on pearl mullets, which are now more abundant in the streams due to rainfall, as the density of fish flocking to the freshwater streams flowing into Lake Van during the breeding season has increased in Van, Turkiye on May 19 2026. (Photo by Muhammed Onur Yavruturk/Anadolu via Getty Images) | Anadolu via Getty Images Kansas Jayhawks News Kansas baseball barely snuck by Baylor in the opening round of the Big 12 Tournament yesterday The 2026 Players Era Tournament brackets are out, and you can see who Kansas is lined up to play The KC Star writes that Bill Self felt “helpless” before a doctor’s meeting following the end of the 2025-26 session The KC Star also writes that it took just one meeting with Self for Taylen Kinney to commit to Kansas Links! Welcome to “ The Enhanced Games ,” an Olympic-style competition where everyone’s on PEDs The Surgeon General recommends limiting children’s screen time to two hours per day .

I’m trying to think of my 12 year old’s reaction if I told him I would be enforcing this over the summer Researchers have identified an ancient 43 foot long “t-rex of the sea” Scientists believe they may have an answer for why humans are largely right-handed Turtles outlived dinosaurs but may not survive humanity There is some controversy over OKC’s tactics in their Wednesday night win over San Antonio The city of Chicago is going all-in to keep the Bears in the city Question of the Day Piggybacking on the Smashing Pumpkins discussion yesterday, name a musical artist with a huge gap between the quality of their best songs and their worst songs