Titans' culture change under Saleh begins with baffling nutrition ban
Ah, yes, not eating seed oils anymore is what will actually lift the Titans out of the NFL's basement.
Don't worry, Cam Ward. The real reason your Tennessee Titans went 3-14 in your rookie season wasn't, in fact, a massive dearth of talent. It was that you and your Titans teammates still had seed oils in your respective diets.
Welp! How could you have known? Good thing first-year head coach Robert Saleh is on the task.
On Wednesday, the Titans' coach announced that seed oils were banned from the team headquarters. The important follow-up? His players appreciate it!
In that case, no one needs to interrogate anything further from this. Certainly, this decision was made with rigorous medical expertise and knowledge (note: Saleh does not have any sort of medical degree), not something rooted in a conflated internet fad from people not realizing they're more fit and healthy when they don't eat a lot of processed food, which sometimes has more seed oil in it. No, no.