Game 50: Houston Astros at Minnesota Twins
It may be an afternoon game, but the atmosphere among the fans is dark.
If only we were smiling now… | Matt Krohn / Getty Images First Pitch: 12:40 PM Eyeballs: Twins. TV Eardrums: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102. 9 FM, Audacy App Know Yo’ Foe: The Crawfish Boxes Twins have got to host Houston in town, Any last hope has come crumbling down.
Had a single moment where they may be on track, Longest of chances to get in the black. Yesterday a microcosm showing the year, Waiting out the months in a perpetual drear. Sadly, all the gloom must be recounted as sort, Otherwise, this parody will end up too short.
Let us bring it back to just the start of the week, See how in a crack, a spark of glee may turn bleak, Look as we turn to watch a team with all the thrill of mayo. Started the year with several core having slumped, Wallner and Royce below Mendoza’s low line. Trying hard to fix it, but it’s clear they were stumped, Had to send ‘em down to get ‘em back up to fine.
Now in St. Paul, the chance to work on their swings While in Minneapolis the fans are distraught. Knew they’d be the centerpieces striving for rings, Making us contenders — or that’s what we all thought.