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Every sentence in this recap sounds more absurd than the last: White Sox sweep Royals, push past .500

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South Siders stay hot in complete dismantling of K.C.

Love in Bloom: Munetaka Murakami and Miguel Vargas revel in another White Sox win. | Kamil Krzaczynski-Imagn Images Yes indeed, get ready, because every sentence in this lede is going to sound more absurd than the last. The Chicago White Sox have defeated the Kansas City Royals, 6-2.

They swept the Royals in a three-game series. The win has put the White Sox record at 22-21 . It has also strengthened the White Sox’s grip on an American League wild card spot.

They are only one game back of the Guardians for the Central Division lead. Sorry, I had to step away for a minute so I could laugh. White Sox baseball makes me happy!

I’m writing that, and I don’t even have a traumatic brain injury! The first inning defined the tenor of the entire game. We had a “Spiderman pointing at himself” pitching matchup between Kris Bubic and Anthony Kay, two lefthanders who lean on their offspeed stuff.

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