ALMIGHTY SHIFT | OPEN THREAD: MAY 14, 2026
Welcome to The Daily Merengue! THESE ARE YOUR MODS: Valyrian Steel, Ezek XI, KungFuZizou, NeRObutBlanco, Felipejack, and Juninho THIS STORM? Maybe it’s the storm before the calm or the storm that needs to be calmed.
I think every issue we’ve had with our club has peaked, because our oga at the top has come out […]
Welcome to The Daily Merengue! THESE ARE YOUR MODS: Valyrian Steel, Ezek XI, KungFuZizou, NeRObutBlanco, Felipejack, and Juninho THIS STORM? Maybe it’s the storm before the calm or the storm that needs to be calmed.
I think every issue we’ve had with our club has peaked, because our oga at the top has come out and blasted things wide open. It doesn’t get higher than the club president. THE GREAT SHIFT In a season where we’ve seen The Great Tantrum of 2025 , followed by The Great Debacle of 2026 , where we were knocked out of every cup comp in shambolic fashion, with a side quest of Mbappe’s injury vacation and you’d think that’s all right?
then comes Captain Real Madrid: Civil War , a season of failed captain-ship in the club (from carvjal, to fede to vini) that ends in a fist fight between the captain of the conFEDEration and the Prime DM of France. where two of our players start fighting each other since there’s nothing left to fight for. Now comes hopefully the last big thing of this failed season, The Great Shift by Don Florention Perez.