Redneck Brawl 13: All the highlights and wildest moments from Hillbilly Invasion!
Lust, vengeance, karmic justice, bleeding ears, and shredded knees… It could only come from Redneck Brawl 13! | Redneck Brawl The 13th edition of Redneck Brawl, arguably the greatest show in the boxing-adjacent universe, delivered big once again in the latest visit to Knoxville, Tennessee. Thirty fights were scheduled, with some scrubbed due to a nervous stomach, a swollen and droopy leg, and a no-show, but even those disappointments ultimately led to a surprise bonus fight.
But, more on that happy addition to the card later… Headlining this edition was a grudge match between The A-hole and High Testosterone , with the online promotional hook being that High Testosterone is married to The A-hole’s ex-wife, by whom each man has two children, though not in the order their weddings might suggest. High Testosterone’s online presence made him into an overnight Brawl folk hero, with the most ironically prescient video featuring him insisting a fighter should stand still. No need to move unless their opponent moves.
No need “to do the jiggy-jiggy-jiggy wiggy-wiggy-wiggy dance. ” Unfortunately, High Testosterone didn’t follow his own tutelage, moving plenty and seemingly gassing out in the first 20 seconds of the fight, then going down in the first five seconds of the 2nd round with a very unpleasant leg injury. It looked like a broken leg in real time, but upon closer evaluation appeared instead to be a torn ACL or other essential knee ligament.
Whatever went wrong with High Testosterone’s leg, it left him in agony. The agony of defeat. And the knee.
Another spotlight fight didn’t involve any marital or parental disputes, but did feature gallons of bad blood between Shizzat da Rizzat and 606 Gamecock . Both have won at the Brawl before, with Shizzat memorably bringing his Nana to the ring after winning the co-feature the last time the Brawl was in Knoxville. This was a far less wholesome affair, with Shizzat and Gamecock exchanging increasingly vile and heated words in the buildup to fight night.
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