Guardians 6, Twins 4: Too little, too late, too Banda, too bad
The Twins mighta had a chance if some things had gone differently and they weren’t, you know, the 2026 Twins.
Shelton hasn’t learned the Zen of Twins Losing yet. You will, Derek, you will. (Photo by Nick Cammett/Getty Images) | Getty Images After a bummer of a first inning, Connor Prielipp settles in nicely and the Twins bumblebat their way into an almost-comeback… until You Know What happens.
Inning-by-inning notes: 1: Cleveland with City Connects, and these have a Stoopid Number Font. Stoopid Letter Font, too, but the numbers are worse. Buxton with a leadoff double!
Will the Twins move him over with nobody out? HAHAHA they would never. A pointless Martin grounder to left.
Jeffers strikes out, so Bux wouldn’t have scored from third anyways, although you never know when you change the timeline. It’s up to Josh “Doesn’t Ringa” Bell, who strikes out. The Twins have stranded so many leadoff doubles, they DESERVE to finish last in all of sports.
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