Bring your best dad jokes for Buffalo Bills nicknames
These are terrible but come check them out anyway
ORCHARD PARK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 21: Levi Wallace #39 of the Buffalo Bills during the game against the Indianapolis Colts at Highmark Stadium on November 21, 2021 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Kevin Hoffman/Getty Images) | Getty Images It’s the offseason and too early for me to start doing my analytics based draft predictions so that means you have to deal with nonsense from me. The premise of this nonsense article is to run wild with something I know a lot of us do: Give terrible “dad joke” nicknames to our favorite players.
Former (and possibly future) linebacker Matt Milano for instance had no shortage of cookie-based references/names. Feel free to share your personal favorites (within the community guidelines of course). Current Bills Roster Lloyd Loganberry (rather than Cushenberry).
Honorable mentions of Frankenberry, Snozzberry, Boysenberry, really there are a ton Trent Surefine (rather than Sherfield) Jordan (Herbie) Hancock Youcole Hardman (rather than Mecole) Jackson Hawes(ome) Cole Bishop takes pawn The Picture of Dorian Strong Mitch Wiśniówka (rather than Wishnowsky) Sweet Dee Alford Former Bills Players Larry “Lake” Ogunjobi Lee “Press On” Evans. Or Lee “Press On” Smith (you might remember my affinity for Lee Smith) Stephon Gilmore Girls Erik Flowers Powers Jeff “Mr. ” Wright George “Mr.
” Wilson (DENNIS! ) Tashard “Tasters” Choice Vlad “The Impaler” Ducasse Levi’s 501 Wallace “Johnny” Tremaine Edmunds Kim Jelly (I thought this was hilarious for Jim Kelly when I was a kid) Done Beebe gun Sam Cow-Art (now you’re visualizing paintings of cows aren’t you? ) T.