The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Wed. March 25

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 22: A Tottenham Hotspur fan looks dejected during the Premier League match between Tottenham Hotspur and Nottingham Forest at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on March 22, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Alex Pantling/Getty Images) | Getty Images Late again! Man!

I really suck at this whole “running a blog” thing and I am expecting to see torches and pitchforks outside my window when I leave for work. Anyway, this is the Hoddle, the daily open thread for Cartilage Free Captain where pretty much anything goes except religion and politics. I’m Dustin, blog manager, though this particular column is Fitzie’s domain — he’s busy with the day job and left it in my increasingly incapable hands, since I’m clearly no longer trusted to actually get an article written and scheduled in a timely manner.

Who’s got two thumbs and is bad at his job? This guy! So once again, no theme, no chronicle of my running journey (since cancer and winter I haven’t gotten back on that horse).

Just an apology and a Song of the Day. Song of the Day: “Nothing Touches Me,” Sam Burton