The meatball’s case for 90 White Sox wins
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After a two-year famine, there’s enough to feed the most delusional among us again
The following transcript was taken from the 2026 Federation of Meatballs’ 27th Annual “Jeez, This Guy is a Little Out There, Even for Us” Banquet Mayor McBall: The Federation of Meatballs has come to order. Our guest speaker is David James. Once again, we remind our audience that Mr.
James requested that his remarks remain private. Do not provide any comments from tonight’s event to non-Meatball press. Please welcome, Mr.
James. [ Mr. James stumbles onto stage like Kramer entering Seinfeld’s apartment, except it’s too earnest to be funny.
The microphone feeds back. An old man wet coughs. ] It’s great to be back, meatballs.